It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done.

It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do what 22 year olds do: ,ess around, make mistakes, run away from Twilight superlosers, stop posing with his mouth open, get back to an infinitely cooler vibe.

Besides…

London girls > LA girls.

And he was surrounded by London girls this weekend – Rob came out of hiding for the BAFTAs, spotted at an industry party on Friday, always with his bff Tom Sturridge, and then at the Groucho Club in Soho. The photo agency is labelling those as fangirls. They always find him as soon as he emerges. Oh the curse of Twilight.

The girl with the ciggie in her hand in the cab however is Miquita Oliver, a television presenter and a minor celebrity. Click here to learn more https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/my-secret-life-miquita-oliver-television-presenter-24-1365934.html. Miquita is tight with Lily Allen. And Lily Allen joined up with the group at the Groucho Club that night… and you know what that means.

The evening was definitely not Mormon-friendly.

The Groucho Club is a private members club. Michelle, Duana, and I, we met up with a friend who took us there in October. Members must check in at the door, must register their guests at reception. Once inside though, the lower level looks like a regular pub, upstairs there’s more of a lounge vibe. Our server was HOT. A Dane, I think. Yum.

Sienna Miller and the like are there a lot. Because while the paps may be waiting outside, inside it’s private. They can do, say, snort, f-ck, whatever they want. Apparently there’s an unspoken code among the members. So this is where Rob was. No sign of Sienna but we’re getting closer. And Lily’s good enough too.

By the way, she dashed off at 2am that night. He and Miquita and Tom stayed til 3.

The Twihards do not approve.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com