I checked the photo agency just as my supervising producer on The Social, Laura, who’s made many appearances on this blog, usually in relation to Robert Pattinson walked by. So I asked her – OK, what do you want me to say about him?
A barrage of ideas:
“Are they back together? Is he obsessed with her? He’ll never get over her, will he? Are they f-cking again, do you think they’re f-cking again? Look at him he looks so cute with his groceries.”
There. We’ve included the voice of the pro-Pattinson. I just spent $100 on you. Where’s my return?