Robert Pattinson's downgrade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 17:32:41 August 15, 2013 17:32:41

Now that he and Kristen Stewart are no longer together, Robert Pattinson's living on his own, in a Beverly Hills mansion, and enjoying a single summer. With Carey Mulligan? Or Zoe Saldana? Or Keira Knightley? Or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? The A List?

Not exactly.

According to E! News, Pattinson's regular party guests have included Michelle Rodriguez and, um, a single Mischa Barton.

Mischa Barton?

Slow clap, Robert Pattinson. Let's give him a slowwwww clap.

Put it this way:

Kristen Stewart cheating on you > Hanging out with Mischa Barton

This is an indisputable Hollywood Truth.

According to E!, Barton and Pattinson are just friends. Barton apparently broke up with her boyfriend recently because she's focusing on her career. So now you know how the story got out. And now you know what Pattinson is doing in LA instead of living in London. This guy needs a Friend Coach. Because either he has really bad judgment or… he actually likes Mischa Barton. Classic Sh-t vs Diarrhoea.