ShoWest gives it away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 06:50:00 April 3, 2009 06:50:00

Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up.

How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look great. But calling her, along with Audrina, and 4 other tarts from a movie called Sorority Row (!!!), the Female Stars of Tomorrow is a slap in the face to someone like Rachel McAdams who was named Female Star of the Year (more on Rachel later).

Never mind tomorrow, Audrina stopped mattering 6 months ago.

So let me ask you again…


You don’t miss Julia Roberts?


The Male Star of Tomorrow is Chris Pine. Soon to be seen in the upcoming, highly anticipated Star Trek. Bradley Cooper, hotness, was named Comedy Star of the Year. He’s a funny guy, sure…

But was he the funniest guy all year? Hate myself for saying but was he funnier than Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder? No.

Having said that, Bradley does have great hair. He’s doing Patrick Dempsey hair better than Patrick Dempsey.

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