Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud.

Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch up. I do love the hair. The hair looks amazing. And more than that, I especially love the shameless celebrity strategising. If Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton can do it, if she achieve fame based on absolutely nothing, how can you blame my Rumey for wanting the same?

Now just a boyfriend and a drug problem, the A List is in reach.