The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. For the first time, there is a team I hate more than the Dallas Cowboys. When will Jets fans tire of #4 forcing it into double coverage on his back foot…because he’s Brett Favre?

Sorry, I digress.

The point is Tom can’t play. And an idle Tom might be a married Tom, soon?

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Tom and Gisele Bundchen are engaged, citing a source close to the couple that they will take advantage of his injury time and get married, not in a big splashy way, but probably by eloping. This apparently is more their style.

And then they can make babies and test my Celebrity Baby Theory.

Attached – replays of Tom and Gisele at the Costume Institute Gala in May. SO staggeringly beautiful, I’ve stared at them forever. And the photos are nothing compared to what it was like in the flesh. Even Vanity Fair devoted an entire page to them in their coverage of the event while everyone else, including major Hollywood players, had to make do with a little square sharing a page with others. Together they are sick. Sick!

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