It’s been a while since I’ve indulged you Russell Brand freaks. Who am I to tease? My nighttime dream boyfriend is Eminem.

Anyway, Russell is hosting the VMAs again, have you heard? Will he wear his favourite pants?

He was in New York this weekend wearing them with a maroon beater and flipflops showing off the most awkward looking body…

It’s the way his thighs come together and his calves go out. Like turned out feet and mouth breathers, I just can’t do it.

But again… Eminem is super short, and he mangled his face, and he raps about killing his mother and wife. I don’t have solid ground beneath me. And I agree, with Russell Brand it would be a riot. It would sexy times full of laughing times.

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