No but seriously, how long before Dum Dum hooks up with Lindsay Lohan or Ebola Paris Hilton?
This is Ryan Lochte arriving at LAX today in advance of the premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do on E! this weekend. 100% I promise you, this is what Sasha, who is addicted to bad television, will be doing on Sunday. She’s been sending me emails every week about how she can’t wait, and it’s going to be the best show ever. They could be selling designer shoes for $10 a pair on her front lawn, only in her size, and she would not get off her couch during Jeah! Time.
On the subject of shoes, he has his name on the bottom of his... and the easy joke here is because that’s how he remembers it. What makes it funny, even though it’s predictable, is that you’re not actually sure if it’s just a joke. Are you??? Now would be a good time to re-read that brilliantly hilariously Jezebel post on why he’s a douchebag. My favourite part is “stop”. Click here.
