When the year began, Ryan Phillippe was dating Amanda Seyfried. OMG, remember that? By summertime it was over and in July it was reported that he’d hooked up with Demi Lovato. At the time he was 36, she 18. Sounds about right where he’s concerned. According to E! and US Weekly, the two were not serious, simply f-cking. Click here for a refresher.

As 2011 comes to a close, there’s a new girl in Phillippe’s life. Her identity is unknown. But she fits the profile: young. Anyone more mature and his sh-t doesn’t work, you see?

Here they are out for lunch yesterday, obviously trying very hard not to touch each other, on their way home to...

Please. You can always tell. If you’ve been there, you can always tell.