Crusty & Crusty holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 08:32:35 October 1, 2009 08:32:35

That’s Scarlett Johansson under the cap and hood holding hands with Ryan Reynolds in New York yesterday. They really, really, really hate being famous and photographed. It must suck to only work maybe 3 months of the year and live the most privileged life and have to deal with the attention once in a while. All they want is to be artists. Artists acting in their small tiny independent non super hero movies, off Broadway, exploring the craft, and nothing else. Are you sad for them? Of course you are.

Ryan is in New York prepping to host Saturday Night Live this weekend. They say he’s funny…because he makes romantic comedies? Interesting because in person, according to many who’ve met him, Ryan Reynolds is humourless.

This summer I started citing examples from civilians illustrating his douchiness. Click here to read. They came flying in. Dozens of stories of personal encounters with an asshole. Most of you really enjoyed this one, as you should. He had to be saved by a man on fire.

This latest installment of Ryan Reynolds Sucks comes from T – thanks T! A few years ago Ryan was being fitted for a very specific costume in Vancouver. When they were done, the designer tried to be considerate and called him a cab. When she told him it was on the way, he allegedly lost his sh-t, called her a “f-cking little moron” and then supposedly asked her if he “looked like a guy who takes cabs”.

True or not, Ryan Reynolds seems to have a reputation for being a rude ass little bitch. It didn’t take much to open the floodgates. But I guarantee you, if I put out an all points holler for similar stories about George Clooney, I’d be met with radio silence on the other side.

Photos from Eddie Mejia/

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