Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know?

OF COURSE she knows.

As IF she hasn’t been googling Harper Seven Beckham Victoria Beckham since she gave birth. It’s her second favourite search after “Victoria Beckham is skinny show photos”.

As IF she isn’t listening to To Kill A Mockingbird on audio book right now so she can front, in her first interview post-baby, to take place in a month or so, like she knows what the story is really about.

As IF all the people who’ve bought To Kill A Mockingbird after being introduced to it by Posh Spice aren’t actually expecting a coffee table with pictures of SHOES to arrive!

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do."

You think Victoria Beckham would be able to tell you about that quote?

As IF she wouldn’t say it’s from The Devil Wears Prada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attached – nothing I love more than old photos of Posh & Becks. Because she wishes she could bury them. Dude, I’m afraid to remember what I was wearing back then too, but with Victoria Beckham it’s a whole other level. Here they are on their honeymoon in France in 1999.


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