Must watch Letterman tonight. Because Salma, she’s the guest. And it’ll be her first interview since the amazing snake incident. I still can’t think about that video without laughing outwardly often at the most inappropriate times.

Salma no doubt is visiting Dave to promote Grown Ups with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and all their same schtick friends. But before you assume it’s terrible, consider the female leads. The female leads are so amazing.

Salma, Maya Rudolph, Maria Bello...

And the Poor excuse doesn’t seem to fit here either. Salma is anything but Poor. She also gets to be a judgy rich bitch in a few of these scenes. A good bitch can totally save a movie. But can Salma save this movie? Why can’t I just eat my cynic and believe?

PS. Salma is listed on the Letterman website as Salma Hayek Pinault. I believe that’s the first time I’ve seen it all official like that. You?