Salma Hayek returned to Paris today and was met at the airport by her husband Francois Henri Pinault. Cute right?

Many of you, your first reaction will be – oh he’s not attractive at all. Me I’ve seen worse. And from some angles he looks like Daniel Craig. This is a compliment.

Besides, you know she can basically walk into Balenciaga and start yelling at people to put things for her in a bag, right? Not that that should be everything in life but our Salma, she’s a pragmatist. Passion is not her priority. My mother, that jaded bitch, always tells me that past a certain age in life security is more important for a woman than sex. SO old school. But how new school are we really when 20 twats on television stand in a line to get a rose from one dumb dude?

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