The Taylor-Johnsons are in Toronto. I’m in Toronto. OMG.

Here they are arriving yesterday with daughters Wylda Rae and Romy Hero for the TIFF premiere of Anna Karenina. They are the opposite of the Paltrow-Martins: we do everything together. I want to see them at a party together. But now that I see that their babies are with them, I wonder if that’s not likely. Is there a nanny around them? Look! Tell me! Is there? Can you hear the rising panic in my voice?