After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority.

"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”.

Once again, a Dina Lohan-ised version of the truth.

What is the truth?

The truth is that Sam wanted out. That Sam’s sister and mother looked into getting a restraining order.

Lilo is currently in lockdown, hasn’t been seen since the weekend, probably trying to chasing a few lines with several bottles of Jack Daniels.

As for why Sam pushed Lindsay out the door?

Well, obviously, because Lilo is f-cking crazy. But I’m also told it was because she was becoming increasingly paranoid and possessive, losing her sh-t if Sam so much as talked to another man/woman/animal. And the latest rumour: that Lindsay was actually stealing from Sam and was caught.

Things apparently escalated after a trip to London recently to visit with Samantha’s family. Lindsay made a spectacle of herself which is when Sam’s sister started encouraging her to make a break.

Sam’s future prospects are fine. She’s still booking gigs, is well connected, will always have help. It’s Lindsay, the former actress, who is now scrambling. The unanimous consensus in Hollywood about her right now seems to be:

It’s over.

Is it?

New poll. Check it.

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