If the Gossip Genie won’t help us out, I don’t know, maybe Jesus Oprah can. Or the benevolent Beyonce. Only those two are powerful enough to put them together – Sandra Bullock and George Clooney.
Check them out, arriving at the gala premiere of Gravity tonight. And what a handsome couple. He’s wiping her brow. She’s wiping the captain’s brow. He’s wiping the captain’s brow too. They are ENTERTAINERS. They will play. They are professional equals. They are maturity equals. I guess… I guess that’s too perfect, isn’t it? It’s too good to be true.
But we can pretend!
I will pretend I like this red dress. I certainly like it a lot more in the context of the imaginary scenario.