Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are kicking off the Venice Film Festival tonight with Gravity. Here they are at the photocall this afternoon. Now WHYYYYYYYYYYY can’t this be more than friends? They clearly like each other. And if the physical is any indication, they seem to bring out the best in each other.

He looks GOOD. Really, really good. I love it when George Clooney walks down a carpet rubbing his hands together. He’s fun. He’s ready. He’s present. Did I mention how good he looks right now?

And Sandy too. The hair is great. The pop of colour is great. Lime green around the waist is great – who knew?

So, again, why can’t this be more? Why can’t this be worth a Gossip Genie? You know why it’s not worth a Gossip Genie? Because it would be a wasted wish. They would never.