Sandra Bullock picked up her son Louis from school yesterday but had to wait while he wrapped up his conversation with a little friend. I love the expression on his face: equal parts affection and suspicion. Like, oh I really want to be buds, but have you been sent here by your mother to infiltrate my ma’s inner circle? Because if that’s the case, you need to answer to me.

Please.

Don’t front like the thought would never occur to you.

Let’s say your kids ended up being in the same class as any of the Jolie-Pitts. As IF you wouldn’t sell out your daycare bff for an invitation to the annual Jolie-Pitt holiday open house for the underprivileged neighbourhood children (if such a thing exists).