Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx might be getting married. I know. You’re skeptical. You should be. Because much of what’s reported about Katie and Jamie is bullsh-t, including the “breaking news” about them breaking up earlier this year – which never happened. This was my point earlier this week about “breaking news”. It’s never the correction. So this headline about their upcoming wedding is going to make the rounds. (Dlisted) 

Not at all into this dress on Sandra Bullock. For starters, the fit is weird. Also…it’s really, really basic. This is a “guest of” dress, it’s not the dress for a headliner. I was looking for dresses last night. Like formal gowns. It’s that time of year, we are getting our major event wardrobes. Everything out there looked like what Sandy has on. I wasn’t feeling anything. It doesn’t look like she’s feeling it either. And if she’s not feeling it, what hope is there for me to find something? (Go Fug Yourself) 

Brange will apparently not be going to court on December 6. An extension has been requested, apparently by Angelina Jolie. So, for now, they’re trying to work it out. Which may be why we haven’t had any leaks in a few weeks by Team Brad Pitt. The minute the negotiations don’t go his way though, are we going to get a report from TMZ about what a loving and committed father he is and how hard done by he is? (Cele|bitchy) 

Like Sarah, I wish I saw Vox Lux at TIFF. It just didn’t work out with our schedules. At the same time, I’m kinda happy about it because now I get to go during the holidays as an escape from, you know, holiday drama. And I can see it at my favourite theatre, with recliner seats. I’m already positive I will love it. For the hair inspiration alone. (OMG Blog) 

This is the best article I’ve read all day. It made me laugh so much. And this is also my life. As a matter of fact, I woke up this morning with one of my dogs, Barney, under the covers, between my legs. I don’t know when that happened. I do know that, like Kelly Conaboy, I don’t wake up in the middle of the night when he needs me to lift up the covers for him or shift over so that he can be more comfortable. This is how he’s trained me. And, in return, science says I’m much healthier. (The Cut) 

Well look out, hound dog! It’s a new quiz….and it’s a quiz just for me! I am a prolific online shopper. I am also a devoted Elvis Presley fan. This is a quiz about shopping and Elvis and in the end it tells you who you are, as defined by an Elvis song. COME ON. Best quiz ever. I am…"Heartbreak Hotel". Very happy with that. He rocked out hard on that song. (Buzzfeed)