I mean sober as in serious, but I can understand why you might think it’s the other way. Her husband however wasn’t ignoring her as her date last night. So there’s that.

It was no surprise that Sarah Jessica Parker chose McQueen last night to honour the late designer. Some of her most memorable red carpet appearances were courtesy of McQueen. And she was his muse at this very event in 2006 for Anglomania.

This is SJP in a vintage McQueen no-colour gown (there was a LOT of no-colour at the event), considerably less forward than we’ve seen from her in McQueen in the past. She looks alright, sure, but I thought she might go for it, I thought she’d be the one to say f-ck you to safe. Maybe she wasn’t in the mood. Maybe she thought someone else would take care of that. But, the problem is, no one else really did.

For all that’s available in the McQueen library, none of them really stepped up to make a statement. Naomi Campbell tried to but... well... it doesn’t work when you’re already crazy, you know? So disappointing.

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