Who is actually a male security guard.

Did you hear about this?

Sarah Jessica Parker was in Moscow earlier this week promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It. Oleg was a security guard on duty at the event. Instead of protecting her, Oleg decided to RIP OPEN HIS SHIRT and lunge towards her for a kiss.

And he thought she would reciprocate…?

This reminds me of the time Robert Pattinson was attacked by fans in New York a couple of years ago. One trick threw her arms around his neck like she wanted to strangle him. Because this is how to make him fall in love with her?

Oleg says he regrets what he did. Sort of.

"I shouldn't have done that as a professional but I couldn't believe Sarah Jessica Parker was there, that close to me. Home life could be even more difficult but I'll try to buy some roses and smooth things over."

No buddy. Roses aren’t going to fix that sh-t. This is why she screamed and ran away from you. This is why she’s already in London. Here she is, in a gorgeous dress and coat, continuing her press tour, far away from Oleg.

Unless of course Oleg has already hopped on a plane with his ripped shirt and roses to present them to her by jumping out of the closet in her hotel room.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com