Sasha, please don’t judge me and think I’m a horrible vain person but here I go. I met this guy L a few weeks ago and we really hit it off. I’ve been single for a really long time so to have found a guy that’s great looking, hilarious and likes me is a miracle. Bad news though is that one night when we were fooling around I went down his pants and *it’s* really really small. I can’t help but be turned off but am I stupid for giving up this guy over something like this. I need your advice! H
I watched the trailer for Unhung Hero the other week. If you haven’t heard of it and/or don't have the three minutes to spare, let me summarize: Dude with small wang goes on search to get bigger wang.
Now I don't know how it all pans out, but I'm pretty sure the guy doesn’t come home with an elephantiasis sized dong. I’ll bet what does happen though is he realizes that at the end of the day it’s all about substance and not size. And you know what H, I’m with him on that, well, at least until you test out the goods.
The fact of the matter is you haven’t even given this guy a fair go - not only do you not know what he’s all about yet, but who knows what that small appendage of his can do. Sh-t, maybe the dude has a tickle trunk of freaky stuff to make up for his shortcomings.
Listen, when it comes to finding a solid dude these days it’s some serious slim pickings, so to throw it away over something like this would be a really dumb move on your part. Because H, sometimes when you’re looking for a big dick you just get a big dick. Comprende?
All I’m saying is give him and “it” a go. If you take a ride on that little sucker and you feel like your innards are f-cking a ghost, then fine, I totally support you moving on from the relationship, but until then, you’d be a crazy person to throw it all away.
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