With great displeasure, because I hate her!!!!!!!!, I ask you to find me something like Reese Witherspoon’s cleavage Vanity Fair dress.  I have an event (fun, cocktail, not too formal) to go with my husband and I want to show off the girls without creating too much drama.   It’s a big fashion show with all the wives if you get my drift.   My budget is pretty open.  Thank you in advance for answering! 

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It’s tricky, but possible.  So F, here are a few ways that you can pull this look off without feeling like you’re force feeding someone your tits. 

One option to distract people from just staring at your rack is by finding a dress with print.  By creating some intrigue with a great pattern their eyes will be kept busy.  Ya dig?  To see some of my standouts get clicking here (1), here (2), here (3), and here (4).

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A textured fabric will also work much like a pattern and I think lace is the way you should go!  Take a peek at my picks here (5) and here (6).

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Another way to cheat the eye is through a sheathing or fabric insert to conceal your bare boobs.   To check out what I’m talking about click here (7), here (8), here (9), and here (10).

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A big part of the reason why Reese’s dress doesn’t come off too skanktified is because while the top is revealing the bottom isn’t.  If you notice there’s a lot of flow to it and the tea-length hemline falls close to her ankles.   So with that said, you want to make sure the rest of the dress is neither too tight or too short.  And D, I’ve found that balance for you in the following looks here (11), here (12), here (13)...

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…here (14), and here (15).

Sasha Finds: Cleavage Dresses

Thanks for writing in and I hope you find the perfect dress!  Keep your questions coming to [email protected].