Hi Sasha, I'm looking for something that I can wear while riding my bike around town. Is there such a thing as a cute fanny pack? Is it douchey to wear them backwards? Please help.  A

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If I’m being honest I’ve actually tried to ignore your request for a while now – I hoped my silence would be your answer.  But alas, in the last month I’ve been asked 8 times for the same goddamn thing. Now while it deeply concerns me that anybody would opt to wear something that gives them a gunt…my job is to take your requests, so if you want a f-cking fanny pack then I’ll give you a f-cking fanny pack.  

Let’s start with a serious wad blower, shall we? A, if you’ve got some dough to burn then feast your eyes on this (1) buttery leather weaved Bottega Veneta. 

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If you want something more utilitarian and edged out then this (2) holster styled fanny is the way to go.

A post would not be a post without a little bohemian love, so for that get clicking here (3) and here (4).

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If you’re searching for something with clean lines with a bit more structure then check out this (5) one by Michael Kors and this (6) one by Rachel Zoe. Both great options as far as fanny packs go.

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Now, I don’t know how old you are, but if you’re a 20-something ironic hipster type then I’ve got your indie-ass covered here (7) and here (8).

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Finally, I leave you with Cap-Sac (9). I discovered them a while back and laughed my ass off because who the hell doesn’t want a neon 80s hat that doubles as a fanny pack for your head? I know I do.