As much as it pains me to link to her, I love this bikini on Kanye West's girlfriend! Thanks K

(Lainey: I am not posting a photo of that sh-t on my blog so click here to see it.)

I don’t want to admit it, but crap! I think I love it too.  We are horrible tasteless humans, you know that right?  Okay, so ‘The Perfect Bitch’ is wearing a bikini by Agent Provocateur and you can get it right here.  Now, I obviously can’t end this post on such a low note so I’m firing off a few other styles your way.

The other perfect bitch in Hollywood?  You guessed it….Lea Michele.  She was also seen sporting a similar strappy style not too long ago.  Take a look at Lea’s skimpy bather here.

For another bandage bikini check out this great turquoise one by La Perla.  I’m warning you, it ain’t cheap, but Jean Paul Gaultier designed it so I’m figuring it’s worth the price tag.

The King of Bandage is of course Herve Leger and this poolside stunner will no doubt get you noticed.

The cutout trend has been huge in swimwear this season and Alexander Wang has jumped on the fashion movement as well.   Click here and here  for his runway take on the two-piece.

Lastly, if I had this model’s rack and legs I’d never wear anything but this bikini.