WHAT: CATBIRD GOLD RINGS
WHERE: CLICK HERE
WHY:
Dear Cory,
When I found you, you were dressed like a teen, surviving off of peanut butter sandwiches and your living arrangements were equivalent to that of a tent city. Now look at you!! You finally dress like someone who’s in their early 20s, you’re eating close to 3 out of the 4 food groups and you have mail that comes to a permanent address. I’m fairly sure that means I’ve enriched your life to an exponential degree.
So you know what’s coming up? Valentine’s Day. I know it’s a totally ridiculous holiday that’s designed to make single people feel super-duper bad about themselves, but I don’t really care about their feelings right now because I just want you to buy me these rings. Oh, and I know I don’t have to tell you that if you got me one heart, one S and one C it would be really romantic.
I think we can both agree that it’s the least you can do seeing as though I’ve given you the gift of maturity, which as you well know, just keeps on giving.
Your wife, Sasha
(Note from Lainey: Sasha’s Into It articles are NOT paid endorsements. Paid endorsements on LaineyGossip.com are always clearly marked. These are straight up Sasha obsessions.)
