WHAT:  Poo~Pourri


WHY:  There's definitely a poo spectrum of people out there.  Some, like Lainey, want to talk about it all the goddamn time; if there’s ever a break in conversation she’ll always find a way to drop her load on you.  She’s obsessed with her excrement and wants to dissect every corn nibblet.  On the flip-side there are those who are straight up scared of their own sh-t.  They refuse to acknowledge that it comes out of their body and will get furious if you bring up the topic. (Lainey: that would be Duana.) And somewhere in the middle there are people like me. I think it’s a totally private matter - I have never and will never casually talk about dropping a bomb with my man. It's just not how I roll. However, I'm totally down to talk about it in general terms.  Ie. If you have diarrhea, I’ll feel bad for you and will tell you to drink some water.  So with that said I’m trying to find an appropriate way to talk about this Poo~Pourri product.  Let me get straight to the point....

All you need to do is spritz the spray 4 times into the bowl, do your business, and ta-dow the sweet smell of flowers fills the room.  No harm, no foul.  It works.  Really, everyone should have a bottle either in their bathroom or purse. 

You know who should buy these in bulk?  Single chicks.  If I had known about this in my 20s do you know how many death inducing I’ve-got-a-mad-case-of-the-sh-ts-but-i'm-too-embarrassed-to-crap-with-a-guy-i-just-met stomach aches I could have avoided? 

(Note from Lainey: Sasha’s Into It articles are NOT paid endorsements. Paid endorsements on LaineyGossip.com are always clearly marked. These are straight up Sasha obsessions.)