WHAT: POP Phone by NATIVE UNION

WHERE:  CLICK HERE (and I’m sure at any local Chinese night market)

WHY: I don’t know much, but one thing I do know for sure is jamming a cell phone at your head CANNOT be healthy or good. I try to avoid it at all costs.  And when people are all ‘you’re such a loser for having a home phone’, I’m all, ‘see you up in heaven cause I plan to live life with a fully functioning brain’.

Anyway, I’m not joking one bit about these POP Phones, I want one badly (Lainey: she is half Chinese, after all), and preferably in this gangster gold.  Plug that sucker into your cellie and roll out all Zack Morris like.  Come on….that’s a win/win.