Sasha’s INTO IT: Smart Dog Leash

Sasha Posted by Sasha at July 12, 2013 18:03:37 July 12, 2013 18:03:37



WHY: To my friends with dogs,

I’m sorry for not loving your dogs as much as you want me to. I’m sorry that I get really uncomfortable when they go snout deep into my crotch. I'm sorry that when they lick my hand all I can picture is that they probably just ate an old maxi pad from your neighbour’s garbage. Most of all I'm sorry for myself because my un-love of dogs means that Ryan Gosling and I can never be. 

BUT to make it up to all of you and Ryan I've found what has to be the most tricked out leash ever. Look at this thing - it's a cornucopia of crap jam-packed into one slick device: a poop bag compartment, an LED flash light, an LCD clock, a container for treats and get this... a built-in water bowl. 

(Lainey: F-ck the section for treats, that’s where I’m keeping my keys. Pain in the ass walking my dog while holding on to the leashes, my phone, the bags, the water, and my goddamn huge chain of keys I have to keep carrying around. WHY are fobs so clunky?)

Update: For Canadians getting hooped on shipping I have a 20% discount for you: Canadog.

Additionally, if you already ordered you can still take advantage of the discount – email their contact us address and they’ll refund 20% of your order.

(Note from Lainey: Sasha’s Into It articles are NOT paid endorsements. Paid endorsements on are always clearly marked. These are straight up Sasha obsessions.)

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