WHY: How at the age of 32 have I never found a fully functioning umbrella?  How is it that every one I’ve ever owned cannot withstand even a 2 knot wind without turning inside out and rendering me blind with its rogue rods.  I swear…a maxi pad on the top of my head would probably keep me more dry.

So sure, I admit the nubrella will totally make me look like a dork, but you know what?  I’m sure every trend setter has had to face style scrutiny before people finally catch on.  Fine, go ahead; think I’m a moron, but joke’s on you when I’m all hands free, happy like the woman in the ad AND f-cking dry.   

(Lainey: it will rain the next 6 months straight in Vancouver - and now Vancouver people will get mad for …what? Telling the truth that it rains a LOT? Anyway, umbrellas are big deal for me. I keep losing mine. So if you can’t get down with the extreme nerd factor of Sasha’s Nubrella, which I might actually get for myself just to embarrass Jacek, I bought a clear one with really cute black stars on it in Montreal a couple of months ago at Mortimer Snodgrass.)

(Note from Lainey: Sasha’s Into It articles are NOT paid endorsements. Paid endorsements on LaineyGossip.com are always clearly marked. These are straight up Sasha obsessions.)