Why are they so happy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 08:31:07 May 2, 2011 08:31:07

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hate paps. Together, apart, they do. And it’s not like they don’t know that they’re being shot either. After all this time, they know.

So here they are in Washington this weekend, after the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, heading to an afterparty hand in hand. And smiling. Boyfriend girlfriend and happy. With photographers present.

This is highly unusual. My smutty sense is tingling.

Could it just be the headiness of early love? Romance in its first stages is always intoxicating. You know, before he drinks too much and yells a lot and what? That would never happen. Even though it’s already happened twice, at least, that would totally never happen. And never to Scarjo. With Scarjo it’s different. She’s 26 and knows a good man when she sees one. I’ve never heard that before.

Anyway, apparently they were all over each other at the event. She sat on his lap and they were tonguing each other before disappearing for an hour and he returned looking dishevelled which… isn’t that how he always looks?

As for why they’re so f-cking UNcrusty for a change, I already know what you’re about to say. It’s the all purpose answer for everything.

Photos from Brandon Todd/Splashnewsonline.com

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