Us Weekly has the exclusive. In the new issue, on stands now, the magazine reports that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have been dealing with each other. It’s early but it’s hot. A proper New York flirtation ...while her ex-husband and his piece Blake Lively are doing the same, ish, over in Boston.

Do you like it? Scarjo and JGL? Is it like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes for you? Are you into it?

I have no read, which is probably a sign. The only reaction I had was dread. About the singing.

You know. She sings. He sings. Do they sit around the sing and “jam” and “play around” with chords and whatever and will they lay down a few tracks for his label while wearing fedoras?

Just...

Be two mega attractive actors, period, who are dating and enjoy making out. That’s it. We don’t need the hyphens and the commas and the DVD extras. Why does every young celebrity these days come with DVD extras?

Attached - Scarjo and JGL at the Spike Awards in 2010.