Scarjo’s romantic stroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2012 18:43:59 January 31, 2012 18:43:59

Is it?

Scarlett Johansson was photographed arm in arm, hand in hand with some dude yesterday. The British tabloids are speculating he might be one of theirs based on...well...nothing really, only that she may be interested in moving to London which her reps have reportedly refuted.

Whoever he is, heΓÇÖs not famous in the way of Page Six and Us Weekly.  

As for whether or not heΓÇÖs actually her new lover...

I mean I get it by the way theyΓÇÖre holding each other why youΓÇÖd come to that conclusion but this kind of behaviour...itΓÇÖs just so not Scarjo. Scarjo knows when sheΓÇÖs getting papped. She knows. And she is also famously, famously allergic to photographers, to having her private life splashed around. For her to demonstrate this kind of outward affection, itΓÇÖs a new play.

A new play inspired by her ex-husband and Blake Lively?

Look, Blake Lively might be all mumbles and legs, but that girl is HOT. Really, really hot. This guy? IΓÇÖm just saying this guy isnΓÇÖt the aesthetic equivalent of Blake Lively. But then again, remember, as we learned from the Sean Penn Episode, Scarjo gets off on ΓÇ£artΓÇ¥. Maybe thereΓÇÖs a canvas somewhere in his apartment. Maybe heΓÇÖs her Arthur Miller. Maybe heΓÇÖs her Leonard Cohen.

I will refrain from commentary on his cap.


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