Literally.

Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or something.

Please.

Don’t put it past these two f-ckwits to feign marital strain for ratings. They really are that pathetic. And don’t put it past Tori to get extra skinny, like deathly skinny, just in time for the season premiere. When? April 5th. In just over a week. Which is why these bitches are up in your face with such frequency lately.

Yesterday the paps just happened to catch them Easter egg painting in West Hollywood. Note Tori’s arm is half the size of Angelina Jolie’s. Imagine at home? Without the makeup spackled all over her face and shrivelled up and skinny as sh-t? I must not be greedy enough. Because I don’t know how he does it. But KFed Jr’s motto is money over mind over matter. He’s a focused motherf-cker.


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