Maria emailed this to me Christmas Day, a digital Christmas gift from Scott Eastwood. I can’t decide if Scott Eastwood is the Best of 2016 or the Worst of 2016. Worst because of those goddamn faces he makes. Best because of those goddamn faces he makes, which are in his mind the ultimate cool bro faces, but actually have become comic relief.
Still, a couple of weeks ago at work, someone tried to tell me he looks like James Dean. I wanted to fight her. I don’t know how to fight. But I was ready to take it outside and start learning. My point is, we have work to do. There are dumdums out there who say stupid sh-t like “Scott Eastwood looks like James Dean” and they must be reprogrammed. We must do that for them.
So here’s Scott on Instagram the other day, auditioning for Leonardo DiCaprio:
Anyone who thinks that guy, the guy howling for acceptance into Leo’s Wolf Pack, should ever be mentioned in the same sentence as James Dean needs a proper education.
Scott is currently in Sydney and was at Bondi Beach yesterday.