At least he’s not a deadbeat dad?

What else is there to say?

Five children – I think – and three baby mothers... Sean Diddy Daddy Puffy Combs clearly does not believe in monogamy or, for that matter, condoms. Turns out he got a girl pregnant just 5 months before getting his official (at the time) girlfriend pregnant with twins last year.

Chance – the newest addition to his brood – was born just before his twin girls:

"At first, I wasn"t sure if this was my child. Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life." At least he’s not a deadbeat, right?

Seriously…Diddy and KFed should have a sperm-off.