Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrived hand in hand in New York yesterday. And I repeat, I REPEAT, these two are still f-cking up my sh-t.

What is up with 2014?

George Clooney gets engaged. Sean Penn shows public affection while cameras are around. This might be a vintage year in gossip.

Charlize and Sean are presumably in town so she can start working on Saturday Night Live. She’s hosting this coming weekend, for the second time. If Sean Penn makes a cameo on SNL for Charlize Theron? I might never recover.