No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his acceptance speech last year, and the Academy overlooking her performance in Pippa Lee. Whatever. His remarks were as follows:

"I never became an official member of the Academy, but the Academy and I do have in common that we neglected to acknowledge the same actress in our own ways two years running. So I'm going to start fresh with the Academy and acknowledge these wonderful actresses."

Well now that’s unlike Sean Penn. Emoting in public, showing some affection....what’s up?

Robin is dating again. She’s happily and publicly involved with a producer called Greg Shapiro. Unlike all their other previous separations, Robin isn’t waiting around for Sean to come home again. And Greg Shapiro just won an Oscar for The Hurt Locker. Who’s a jealous little bitch?

That jealous little bitch reportedly got up in Shapiro’s face backstage at the Kodak and there was speculation that as a result, he was cockblocked from the Governor’s Ball immediately after, an allegation his rep has swiftly denied:

"Sean did not get banned nor kicked out of the Governors Ball or any other function."

Sure. But that doesn’t address the confrontation. And I’m told it was ugly. Not violent, but ugly. And classless. Vile behaviour from a man afforded so much respect in the business. Needless to say, Sean Penn had no problem moving on from his marriage, squiring around model after model, in city after city. So he can, but his estranged ex wife canNOT. Not without him shamelessly throwing a strop on a night that was not supposed to be belong to him. Everyone’s an entitled f-cking brat.

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