Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap.

Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you ever seen that clip of Sean Penn presenting at the Oscars the year Chris Rock hosted? Rock made a crack about Jude. But Sean and Jude had just worked on All The King’s Men together. So Sean was crusty at Chris Rock and decided to make it even more weird by addressing it on stage, seeming humourless in the process.

Now look at him. I mean, I can’t hear what he’s saying but that expression doesn’t look crusty at all. In fact, it looks almost… congenial.


Sean Penn?

A love miracle indeed.