Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together.

And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. The attitude. The artist. Terrible for your heart. Even worse on your soul.

But yum.

Just…

The Lindsay Lohan association. Please make it stop.

Of course he hit up the SAG afterparty to celebrate. Of course he stayed out way later than his wife…

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