My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message:

OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her.

I laughed for an hour.

Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber enjoying an economical picnic yesterday in LA. These two like their cheap eats, non? IHOP is another favourite. Is it a teenager thing? It must be. I remember food back then was quick and dirty. Then again, I was never a millionaire. Still, Bieber wasn’t raised a millionaire. It’s not like he’s Prince William, born to fine dining and fancy mushrooms. Some teen qualities really are universal.  

Um, did you hear that Bieber and One Direction were in studio together? Is that why Twitter is working so sh-t today?