There is a world in which Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are considered adults - parental figures, even if for just one day, to those for whom these two could, mathematically and biologically, be mommy and daddy.

Here they are spending the weekend in Malibu with Bieber’s siblings, Jaxon and Jazmyn. (I will not comment on these names or the spelling of them but sometimes I wish blogging could come with facial expressions.)

Justin turns 18 next month, the same age his mother Pattie was when he was born. And you know how it is with these kids: they always think they’re older than they are. Their lifestyle is for those who are older than they are. And when you’re in love like this for the first time, it feels like forever, it always does. See Jamie Lynn Spears. In that case, it was almost her way of exiting the business, an option her sister never had.

There are a lot of people on the Bieber payroll making sure that doesn’t happen here. Sometimes though, teens and hormones are too powerful of a combination. What happens in Hollywood if personal values don’t correspond to business plans? That much is obvious. But what if both people don’t agree? Well, that’s when it can get expensive. Use protection!