Selena Gomez celebrated her champagne birthday yesterday in Saint Tropez. She went out on the jet ski with a cute guy. A tall, cute guy. Don’t you think JB wishes he was taller? He totally does. It’s probably the only thing he can’t buy.
As you know, S would have known that the paps are shooting her. Hey look at me, look at all the fun I’m having with Cara Delevingne and maybe some random French boys, and tonight I’m going to Leonardo DiCaprio’s party.
Britney and Justin used to do this too. Except they had a dance-off first. I’m still waiting for this Selena-Justin dance-off.
