September 29, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 14:58:06 September 29, 2011 14:58:06

She was there today to promote Once Upon A Time. In what she thought was a quirky, cool style situation. I ... disagree. That sateen blouse is unflattering. I’m telling you, when the light hits that material at all kinds of angles, it gives LUMPS. Stop this nonsense now. And why does that skirt look like it’s bigger than the top when it’s several inches above her knee? Look at the proportions. Strange, non? A short skirt that fronts like it’s a floor length. And then those two diagonal lines, like pockets, on both hips, you see that? It’s poorly, poorly structured. They’re pinching together to give an optical illusion of a bulge when she obviously doesn’t have a bulge.  Definitely not quirky, certainly not cool.


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