Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay raises to come back.

Great. More dress porn.

But what else?

What else is there to do?

Maybe babies?

More mute Asian babies! Carrie has a baby! Carrie joins the MiniVan Majority!

UGH.

Like the sucking of the first movie wasn’t enough. Can’t wait for Michael Patrick King to write more scenes with Carrie Bradshaw, the sex columnist, refusing to talk sex with her 3 best girlfriends. Yay!