Next for Jennifer Aniston:

Shemar Moore???

He says he wants to meet her… and Ellen Degeneres says she’ll hook it up.

Brilliant.

Brilliant move, Stephen Huvane.

Because Shemar Moore is HOT. Like, full on, weak in the knees, butterflies in your stomach, fire in your crotch, crazy f&cking HOT. And he says on Ellen’s show today, on national television, an article posted on People.com no less, that he’s crushing on Jennifer Aniston.

Hello ego boost? She needs it too!

Remember – Angelina walks the carpet tomorrow night.

Tit for tat timing… it never fails, non?

Shemar told Ellen after she asked him who he had in mind:

"There is one particular person in this town that I kind of got a little crush on. A lot of guys got a crush on this girl but she can't seem to find that man who can get it right and I just want to raise my hand and try. And that's Ms. Jennifer Aniston."

Oh now come on…

That is WELL DONE, right?

Right?

What can Jen expect? How about super cheese?

"Some soft kisses and some eye contact. You laugh at my corny jokes, and I'll laugh at your corny jokes."

Will he shout at the ocean too? Vince Vaughn had a problem with that…

Something tells me Shemar doesn’t mind getting all Oprah in the water.

And on a pure physical wild ride level? Jen is going to LOVE it. After all, why starve and stretch for that body if not to share it with a man like that? Especially a man who knows…

I know.

Shemar Moore kissed me in an elevator before. We were interviewing him and the question was – what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in an elevator? And all of a sudden he pulls me into one and his hands are on either side of my head and his face is coming close and his lips are lightly brushing mine and he pushes in a little deeper and before he can shove his tongue into my mouth, Dylan who was shooting the whole thing f&cking loses it behind me. We have it on tape at eTalk somewhere. I think it even aired that night even though he’d forgotten about it five minutes later because that entire week in Toronto, Shemar was kept well entertained by our city’s lovely ladies. VERY well entertained…

Which presents a problem for Jennifer in the long run.

This is a player.

She can’t handle players.

He won’t settle for her. But why should she care?

It’s not like she REALLY wants babies anyway, right? Maybe players are what she actually needs….

Please let this happen. Please Shiloh let it happen.

File photos from Wenn.com