Needy kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:46:14 November 1, 2011 17:46:14

Shia LaBeouf is shooting a movie in Vancouver. I canΓÇÖt remember what itΓÇÖs called and IΓÇÖm too drunk to google but I assure you itΓÇÖs not important. The point of this story is that his girlfriend Carolyn Pho is visiting him and they were photographed kissing. ItΓÇÖs not the first time theyΓÇÖve been photographed kissing but every time theyΓÇÖre photographed kissing it makes me uncomfortable. And itΓÇÖs not like I donΓÇÖt enjoy watching celebrities kissing. Like, I am all over Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez. Maybe thatΓÇÖs not a good example. But there IS something about Shia kissing Carolyn that makes me feel gross.

ItΓÇÖs the desperation, I think. ItΓÇÖs the NEED behind these kisses. ItΓÇÖs me projecting that heΓÇÖs a lonely, angry person whose relationships may be an unhealthy refuge and the way his kisses are coloured as a result of his personal spiritual deprivation. I just...donΓÇÖt think heΓÇÖd be a very stable boyfriend. ThereΓÇÖs too much hunger there. And not the healthy kind. If you saw that video of him getting his ass kicked outside that Vancouver bar, you know what i mean. Being ShiaΓÇÖs girlfriend, it feels like it would be claustrophobic which, that may have been the problem for Carey Mulligan. And while it may seem romantic for you young girls out there now, I promise you that wears off. Consider then the heaviness youΓÇÖll then have to carry around.

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