Shia LaBeouf freestyle rapping, have you seen the video yet?
If no, please enjoy. If yes, please enjoy again. I’ve enjoyed it several times already:
He raps at the speed of a turtle but still. When he’s not plagiarising and, you know, punching people, I can’t help it. I love him. I’m entertained by him. Are you not entertained??? Isn’t this more entertaining – and hilarious – than anything by James Franco? Or Ashton Kutcher?
Are you telling me you didn’t laugh, like really, really, REALLY hard, the minute he starts with JUST DO IT??? I’ve watched Shia’s motivation speech over and over again and each time I press play and he wrestle-squats, I completely lose it. So if he wants to be a Tony Robbins-Eminem hybrid, why are we complaining?