Turns out Shia LaBeouf’s passenger the night he tried to commit vehicular homicide was Isabel Lucas, girlfriend of Adrian Grenier, who was supposedly “testy” when asked about Isabel’s condition yesterday. Shia and Isabel are working together on Transformers 2, although Shia left the Troubadour alone, drunk off his tree, only to end up in the middle of an intersection lucky to be alive with Isabel seated beside him. Wonder how young Isabel explained the timing…

As Shia continues to recover from extensive hand surgery, snippets from his new interview with Details have surfaced that eerily portend this weekend’s dangerous dramatics. Apparently Shia’s father is a recovering drug addict and father and son “would drink together and smoke together and it’s just a bad deal.” No doubt.

Shia also goes on…

"It's not something that is conducive to being a role model — no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."

Ummmm….What’s all this talk about “iconic actors”??? Shia LaBeouf is an iconic actor?

Sit DOWN Shia LaBeouf!

You drive a pick-up truck!!!

What’s a kid who lives in Hollywood doing driving a pick-up truck??? A pick-up truck is a dealbreaker. Because if you’re not driving it for your JOB, you’re hanging your arm out the window, in a beater tank and a punk ass trucker hat, blasting your beats so loud we can hear it 10 blocks out, with a toothpick in your mouth, and the worst doucheface since Kevin Federline.

You don’t drive a pick-up truck in Hollywood unless you’re pulling out your cock and letting it operate the steering wheel.

Shia LaBeouf drives a pick-up truck. As far as I know, Shia LaBeouf doesn’t work in the trades. Shia LaBeouf is a f*cking loser.


Photos from Wenn