Shout-Outs Articles

Birthdays, special occasions, and calls to action for relief efforts.

March 19, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2019 13:16:33 March 19, 2019 13:16:33
Photos:
WENN

Emily! Happy Birthday! And Happy 9th Anniversary to us! Sorry, I don’t mean to jam myself into your celebration but we are approaching a decade of this. I feel like we’ve grown up together. As for the way your requests have changed…dude, pop culture has been a mindf-ck, hasn’t. Full Story

March 18, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2019 13:37:34 March 18, 2019 13:37:34
Photos:
WENN

Mariale! Happy Birthday! And thank you for the update – I enjoyed all the details, especially the paragraph about work and the feedback you received. Isn’t that the best way to *not* get a promotion? By finding out what improvements you can make? This is what we try to get at on Show Your Work – you just made it so much more succinct! Maybe that’s what Duana and I have to work on – ha! I’m happy that 2018 was a year of growth. Full Story

March 13, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2019 13:32:28 March 13, 2019 13:32:28
Photos:
WENN

Jenn! HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY with so much love from your sister Christine. Have a great time at Captain Marvel today! Higher, further, faster, baby – that’s you, isn’t it? Captain Marvel keeps getting back up. And that’s what you’ve done with your time and, as Christine shared with me, it’s been glorious to watch. Full Story

February 28, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2019 15:43:10 February 28, 2019 15:43:10
Photos:
Wenn, Tony Barson/ Win McNamee/ Getty Images

Gabriela – I heard about what happened at work from Angie and that is some f-cksh-t, obviously, and I’m sorry that, once again, you and your colleagues, and so many women out there, continue to be disappointed by people in leadership. Change is slow, frustratingly slow. But at the risk of sounding too Mary Sunshine, we’re talking now and we’re learning to identify who and what the real problems are. Full Story

February 27, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2019 14:41:28 February 27, 2019 14:41:28

Chris! Happy Birthday! Have the best day with your coworkers and your fiancé – CONGRATULATIONS – and the best YEAR with all the people in your life! Tell mom I said hi! (But not in a Marky Mark way.)     Full Story

February 22, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2019 15:17:04 February 22, 2019 15:17:04
Photos:
WENN

For Zoe from “the girls” – good luck to you on Monday. I know staying positive is easier said than done, and it can be annoying when you hear it because of course it’s scary and of course you worry. At the same time, you got this. This f-cking asshole “spot” is nothing. Full Story

February 19, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2019 15:23:57 February 19, 2019 15:23:57
Photos:
Michael Putland/ Hulton Archive/ Getty Images

J – this is from your little sister who misses you: here’s Keith Richards from “back in his heyday” because you are his biggest fan. The story about you going to the trial KILLS ME. Hoping this makes you smile and lifts your spirits.   Full Story

February 13, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2019 14:31:20 February 13, 2019 14:31:20

Bella, I’m sorry to hear about Bianco. Bianco is such a good name. I respect that you’re doing all you can, giving him the best because he always gives you his best. As you said, he came to you when you needed him the most. Isn’t that so often the story with our animals? People who don’t have pets have a hard time understanding but their timing is too perfect to be accidental. Full Story

February 4, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2019 14:58:06 February 4, 2019 14:58:06
Photos:
Wenn, Ron Davis/ SGranitz/ Getty Images

Tate! I know you’re hoping that your baby will be a Dog but I’m hearing from Mia that you’re having a Pig. Pigs are great. Pigs are thought to be chill and fun and hardworking and Pigs are associated with wealth. Wishing you and your soon-to-be Pig all the best. And to get you there, by request, here are Leonardo DiCaprio (it was specified that a “young” photo be attached, LOL), Prince Harry, and Sam Heughan. Full Story